They promise no dropped calls. No guarantees, though, on there being no dropped vowels!
Mars needs mom’s red riding hood because it’s chilly on the red planet and they don’t want her to catch a cold.
There are some things the whole family shouldn’t do together.
Be cautious and stay alert at all times when walking through the San Francisco Bay Area. An entire city might suddenly fall on you!
In their quest to keep the front page news headlines as brief and concise as possible, Yahoo! doesn’t always succeed in conveying the main point of every news story. Then again, maybe this was just some new form of protest that the City of Berkeley is so well known for.
Thanks, Yahoo!, for clearing that up for us.
(Oh, and if we are reading these Yahoo! headlines correctly, when visiting Oakland it is apparently safer to remain standing.)
Slim Husky??? Come on! You’re either one or the other.
What’s next? “Maxi-Petite” clothing for “Macro-Svelte” people?
The only way in which the term “slim husky” is not oxymoronic is if you are referring to a Siberian dog on a weight loss program.
That ain’t all that’s out of order!
If a “team member” is the one who set up this sign then perhaps they aren’t the best people to seek additional assistance from. Besides they’re probably all huddled together at the bottom of the escalator trying to figure out which button to push to get to the 3rd floor.